Xenon VS. Littopaw [Winner: Xenon]

The scheduled 1-on-1 brawl between Xenon and Littopaw will now commence.

Bakugan Field: OPEN!

YUSH! *__* VIVA LA BRODICA!!!!

LIFE GAUGE: 500 pts


we're brawling my new favorite bakugan for that which has been sought after for generations... the first gate card. *____*

BAKUGAN BRAWL!

The member 'Littopaw' has done the following action : BAKUGAN BRAWL

'NASTIX' :

Baku-Met wrote:

The member 'Littopaw' has done the following action : BAKUGAN BRAWL

'NASTIX' :

HANDSOME! *___*

The member 'Xenon' has done the following action : BAKUGAN BRAWL

'NASTIX' :

nastix is not weird. he's an inuendo.

GATE CARD SET! *___*



i think i see a penny behind you. *___* I MUST PURSUE IT! NASTIX, HELP ME GET THE SUIT-AND-TIE STRING CHEESE OUT OF MY WAY!

BAGAGAN BRAWL!

The member 'Littopaw' has done the following action : BAKUGAN BRAWL

'NASTIX' :

Baku-Met wrote:

The member 'Littopaw' has done the following action : BAKUGAN BRAWL

'NASTIX' :

love you. *____* BAKUGAN STAND! HAOS NASTIX, DO YO THANG!

NASTIX
(300/300)
Power Level: 500 + 100 = 600
Attack Force: 1
Defense: 3
Strength: 13
Agility: 14
Intelligence: 14
Will: 6
Special Shot: +70

first the string cheese.... *___* THEN DAN'S GUM WRAPPER!

The member 'Xenon' has done the following action : BAKUGAN BRAWL

'VOLT ELEZOID' :

You forgot to increase Nastix by 100 points...

Volt Elezoid, STAND!

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VOLT ELEZOID
(300/300)
Power Level: 500 + 100 = 600
Attack Force: 1
Defense: 4
Strength: 13
Agility: 11
Intelligence: 13
Will: 8
Special Shot: +71

Special Shot: 0 + 71 = 71

VS.

NASTIX
(300/300)
Power Level: 500 + 100 = 600
Attack Force: 1
Defense: 3
Strength: 13
Agility: 14
Intelligence: 14
Will: 6
Special Shot: +70

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Volt Elezoid 600G VS. Nastix 600G

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Make your move, and don't forget anything this time.

the only thing i'm going to forget is how to make my not-so-well-loved sponge cakes, made with actual sponges. *___* try them someday, they'll really clean up your act!

BARON / DAN REBIRTHING CHECKLIST
1. talk about food CHECK
2. complain about work
3. say the word "EVIL" about twelve times every day whenever i see something i don't like
4. take an hour to devour my next meal
5. laugh if i see a typo and repeat the typo to make the point
6. make a corny pun CHECK *____*
7. compare everything indefinitely to something else

my rebirthing checklist is almost completely checked off! *___* once i've done these last 5 things, i will be reborn as the greatest boy who ever lived on earth and still lives for many centuries to come: DAN KUSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *__________________*

i don't got a problem. GET DAT SWEAT OFF YO BROW!!!!!

ABILITY ACTIVATE! SMOTHERING HOLD! *_____* prepare to get got.

Smothering Hold:
Class: Attack
Effect:
- Increases your Nastix's Power Level by 400 points.
- Increases your Nastix's Attack Force by 2 points.
- Increases your Nastix's Strength by 4 points.

NASTIX
(300/300)
Power Level: 600 + 400 = 1000
Attack Force: 1 + 2 = 3
Defense: 3
Strength: 13 + 4 = 17
Agility: 14
Intelligence: 14
Will: 6
Special Shot: +70

Special Shot: 0 + 70 = 70

VS

VOLT ELEZOID
(300/300)
Power Level: 600
Attack Force: 1
Defense: 4
Strength: 13
Agility: 11
Intelligence: 13
Will: 8
Special Shot: +71

now hold out your hands and close your eyes and i'll make you emit a painful cry! *____*

attack #1, spray your toxins! *___*

step 1. 1000 - 600 = 400
step 2. 3 - 1 = 2
step 3. 400x2 = 800
step 4. 800x3 = 2400
step 5. 2400/4 = 600

600 points on the first shot? you, sir, are weak.

I will need to bleach my brain to get your trash out of my skull...

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Ability, ACTIVATE! Poison Matrix!

Poison Matrix:
Class: Defense
Effect:
- Allows your Volt Elezoid Bakugan to reverse an opponent's most recent Attack-Class Ability Card activated.
- Increases your Volt Elezoid's Defense by 2 points.
- Increases your Volt Elezoid's Strength by 2 points.
- Increases your Volt Elezoid's Intelligence by 3 points.

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VOLT ELEZOID
(300/300)
Power Level: 600
Attack Force: 1
Defense: 4 + 2 = 6
Strength: 13 + 2 = 15
Agility: 11
Intelligence: 13 + 3 = 16
Will: 8
Special Shot: +71

VS.

NASTIX
(300/300)
Power Level: 1000 - 400 - 400 = 200
Attack Force: 3 - 2 - 2 = -1 = 1
Defense: 3
Strength: 17 - 4 - 4 = 9
Agility: 14
Intelligence: 14
Will: 6
Special Shot: +70

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Volt Elezoid 600G VS. Nastix 200G

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Defense Made:

Step 1) 200 - 600 = -400 = 0
Step 2) 1 - 1 = 1
Step 3) 0 x 1 = 0
Step 4) 0 x 3 = 0
Step 5) 0 / 6 = 0

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Nothing harms my Volt Elezoid this time, Littopaw. Make a move.

this sketchy attempt at feeling for my velvety paws shall not go unforgotten. *___*

GATE CARD OPEN! HAOS REACTOR!

Haos Reactor (Lv 1):
Class: Gate Card
Effect: +100 points for the Power Levels of all Haos Bakugan standing on this Gate Card.

NASTIX
(300/300)
Power Level: 200 + 100 = 300
Attack Force: 1
Defense: 3
Strength: 9
Agility: 14
Intelligence: 14
Will: 6
Special Shot: +70

VS

VOLT ELEZOID
(300/300)
Power Level: 600
Attack Force: 1
Defense: 6
Strength: 15
Agility: 11
Intelligence: 16
Will: 8
Special Shot: +71

get yo mitts off my jelly.

ABILITY ACTI-FATE! TOXIC EMISSION! once nastix's inner fluids touches your skin, a putrid odor will fill the salty sea air! dropping your total by 400 pts. and i also play this since i saw it in other people's brawls. SPEEDING STRIKE! *___*

Toxic Emission:
Class: Attack
Effect:
- Allows your Nastix Bakugan to decrease an opponent's Bakugan's Power Level total by 400 points.
- Increases your Nastix's Attack Force by 2 points.
- Increases your Nastix's Strength by 2 points.
- Increases your Nastix's Agility by 1 point.
- Increases your Nastix's Intelligence by 1 point.

NASTIX
(300/300)
Power Level: 300 + 400 = 700
Attack Force: 1 + 2 = 3
Defense: 3
Strength: 9 + 2 = 11
Agility: 14 + 1 = 15
Intelligence: 14 + 1 = 15
Will: 6
Special Shot: +70

VS

VOLT ELEZOID
(300/300)
Power Level: 600 - 400 = 200
Attack Force: 1
Defense: 6
Strength: 15
Agility: 11
Intelligence: 16
Will: 8
Special Shot: +71

attack #2, emit that fluid! *___*

step 1. 700 - 200 = 500
step 2. 3 - 1 = 2
step 3. 500x2 = 1000
step 4. 1000x3 = 3000
step 5. 3000/6 = 500

500 pts worth of damage from my foul-smelling emission of bodily fluid! *___* who else needs a paper bag to breathe into?

I have no comment...

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Ability, ACTIVATE! Gloaming Nightfall!

Gloaming Nightfall:
Class: Defense
Effect:
- Allows your Darkus Bakugan to negate an opponent's most recent Attack-Class Ability Card activated.
- Increases your Darkus Bakugan's Defense by 1 point.
- Increases your Darkus Bakugan's Strength by 1 point.
- Increases your Darkus Bakugan's Agility by 1 point.

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VOLT ELEZOID
(300/300)
Power Level: 200 + 400 = 600
Attack Force: 1
Defense: 6 + 1 = 7
Strength: 15 + 1 = 16
Agility: 11 + 1 = 12
Intelligence: 16
Will: 8
Special Shot: +71

VS.

NASTIX
(300/300)
Power Level: 700 - 200 = 500
Attack Force: 3 - 2 = 1
Defense: 3
Strength: 11 - 2 = 9
Agility: 15 - 1 = 14
Intelligence: 15 - 1 = 14
Will: 6
Special Shot: +70

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Volt Elezoid 600G VS. Nastix 500G

Defense Made:

Step 1) 500 - 600 = -100 = 0
Step 2) 1 - 1 = 1
Step 3) 0 x 1 = 0
Step 4) 0 x 3 = 0
Step 5) 0 / 7 = 0

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Yet again, nothing huts me. Make a move.

mmmmmPASS.

Holding back? How sad...

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Special Attack: CLOSE COMBAT!

VOLT ELEZOID
(300/300)
Power Level: 600 + 700 = 1300
Attack Force: 1
Defense: 7
Strength: 16
Agility: 12
Intelligence: 16
Will: 8
Special Shot: +71

VS.

NASTIX
(300/300)
Power Level: 500 - 200 = 300
Attack Force: 1
Defense: 3
Strength: 9
Agility: 14
Intelligence: 14
Will: 6
Special Shot: +70

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Volt Elezoid 1300G VS. Nastix 300G

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Attack Sent:

Step 1) 1300 - 300 = 1000
Step 2) 1 - 1 = 0 = 1
Step 3) 1000 x 1 = 1000
Step 4) 1000 x 3 = 3000
Step 5) 3000 / 3 = 1000

1000 points of damage on target for Nastix.

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The moment for me to go on the offensive has arrived. Make your counter-move.

well, i sure wish you would have went on the offensive in a different way. my poor nastix is getting pushed into a corner. *____* beware though, because when frightened, he will discharge a putrid, gag-inducing odor that reeks of foul substances to ward off his predators. *___*

the final card for my squishy friend. *___* go my wayward son....

ABILITY ACTIVATE! HAOS GLEAM! *____*

Haos Gleam:
Class: Attack
Effect:
- Increases your Haos Bakugan's Power Level by 250 points and allows that Haos Bakugan to decrease an opponent's Bakugan's Power Level total by 150 points.
- Increases your Haos Bakugan's Attack Force by 1 point.
- Increases your Haos Bakugan's Agility by 2 points.

NASTIX
(300/300)
Power Level: 300 + 250 = 550
Attack Force: 1 + 1 = 2
Defense: 3
Strength: 9
Agility: 14 + 2 = 16
Intelligence: 14
Will: 6
Special Shot: +70

VS

VOLT ELEZOID
(300/300)
Power Level: 1300 - 150 = 1150
Attack Force: 1
Defense: 7
Strength: 16
Agility: 12
Intelligence: 16
Will: 8
Special Shot: +71

ooh. i hope i live. attack #3, all up in yo grill! *__*

step 1. 1150 - 550 = 600
step 2. 1 - 2 = -1 = 1
step 3. 600x1 = 600
step 4. 600x3 = 1800
step 5. 1800/3 = 600

d'awwwwww. defeat. it's as bitter tasting as a sour grape in a cup of wheatgerm tea. *___*

BARON / DAN REBIRTHING CHECKLIST
1. talk about food CHECK
2. complain about work
3. say the word "EVIL" about twelve times every day whenever i see something i don't like
4. take an hour to devour my next meal
5. laugh if i see a typo and repeat the typo to make the point
6. make a corny pun CHECK
7. compare everything indefinitely to something else CHECK *___*

so very close to becoming dan..... *___* once the sisters of the hex bewitch me, everything about me will SCREAM dan kuso.....

NASTIX
(0/300)
Power Level: 550
Attack Force: 2
Defense: 3
Strength: 9
Agility: 16
Intelligence: 14
Will: 6
Special Shot: +70

VS

VOLT ELEZOID
(300/300)
Power Level: 1150
Attack Force: 1
Defense: 7
Strength: 16
Agility: 12
Intelligence: 16
Will: 8
Special Shot: +71

LIFE GAUGE: 200 pts


and now that we've gotten to know each other for one round of battle, i must ask you xenon. *____* what do YOU think about dan?

Dan's fine.... That's it.

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Gate Card, SET!



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Bakugan BRAWL!

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Let's not change what isn't broken...

The member 'Xenon' has done the following action : BAKUGAN BRAWL

'VOLT ELEZOID' :

Good, Volt Elezoid. STAND!

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VOLT ELEZOID
(300/300)
Power Level: 500
Attack Force: 1
Defense: 4
Strength: 13
Agility: 11
Intelligence: 13
Will: 8
Special Shot: +71

Special Shot: 71 + 71 = 142

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Volt Elezoid 500G VS. ?

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Make your move, Littopaw.

dan is more than fine, compadre. he's perfect....... *____*

when the second round begins, the cataracts begin to blur! *___* who knows what rich chocolates await me in the always inevitable round 3? sorry, nastix, but you know my rule. one chance and then it's off the grid for the rest of the game should you fail! i'm not always as nice and uncoordinated as i seem to be..... *___*

lumitroid, let there be light......

BAKUQUAN BRAWL! *___*

The member 'Littopaw' has done the following action : BAKUGAN BRAWL

'LUMITROID' :